"Story Lady"

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Happy Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?"

The clerk asks, "What denomination?"

The woman exclaims, "Oy veh! Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."